What kind of American English do I speak?

I thought it would be funny to take this poll, I must admit there were three questions I did not understand AT ALL... I don't even know what dixie means... And I'm supposed to speak British English. At least that's what I was taught...
Keep it mind that I'm French...

♥ ~ My Linguistic Profile ~ ♥

♥~ 40% General American English ~♥

♥~ 40% Yankee ~ ♥

♥~ 20% Dixie ~♥

♥ ~ 0% Midwestern ~ ♥

♥ ~ 0% Upper Midwestern ~ ♥

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

ok, so as I'm in with polls, let's just go on...

You are Dishcloth Cotton.
You are a very hard worker, most at home when
you're at home. You are thrifty and seemingly
born to clean. You are considered to be a Plain
Jane, but you are too practical to notice.


What kind of yarn are you?
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Another silly thing to try :
I'm a monster, and here's my name decoded!

... or may be this one
"P.Y.O.G.A.Z.E.L.: Person-Yoking Orphan-Grabbing Abomination from the Zodiac Enchanted Labyrinth"